I’ve always thought of Hollywood as being incredibly glamorous, full of famous people, rich, and lush. I mean, America’s Funniest Videos had Hollywood on their post address, so it’s gotta be classy, right?
Well, I’m glad to say that I’ve finally made it. I hit the Big Time. I now live in Hollywood. The bigass Hollywood sign can be seen from the street corner, search lights can be seen at night from the corner of Hollywood and Vine as well as various movie theaters, the Goodyear blimp circles above whenever an awards show is going down a couple miles from my house, and I stand on stars from the Walk of Fame while I wait for the bus every morning. How glamorous of a neighborhood! Right?